|This ain't NASCAR, baby!|
You know how tailgating is so annoying when you're driving? Believe me, it's just as bad when you're shopping.
My hubby, for reasons I don't need to go into, cannot walk quickly, so we go pretty slowly through the stores. If you find yourself behind someone in a similar situation, might I make a few suggestions?
- Enjoy this short time of moving slowly through what is otherwise most likely a very busy day.
- Be thankful you don't have any mobility issues that cause you to need to move slower than the average person.
- SHUT UP YOUR STUPID SIGHING AND GO THE H*#% AROUND US!!
Good grief, people. If you're so busy you don't really have time to slow down for 2 minutes in a store, then why the heck don't you go do your mui importante crap and leave the store for those who have time to shop? Someone's eventually going to catch me on a bad day and get an ear full. For now, I feel better having done my rant here.
Thanks to Pat (Two Photos and A Rant) and Lydia (Just Standin' On My Soapbox) for reminding me of the freedom to say whatever I want. It is my blog, after all.